Saturday, 25 April 2009

Air Is getting In

Check his head for holes cos there is air getting in.

Former NASA astronaut Edgar Mitchell who was part of the 1971 Apollo 14 moon mission, has said that extraterrestrial life exists, and that the truth is being concealed by the United States and other governments.

Old Knudsen says the man is off his rocker and the creatures you saw were part of a parade and the lights in the sky was car headlights bouncing off Ur anus.

Mankind has long wondered if we're "alone in the universe. Only in our period do we really have evidence. No, we're not alone," Mitchell said.

Of course we're not alone the dead surround us but little green men? er sorry persons of greenish tint. What are ya smoking Mitchell?

"Our destiny, in my opinion, and we might as well get started with it, is to become a part of the planetary community."

Yes cos we like anal probing (maybe so) we like our cows sliced open by lasers, and who the fuck is paying for that? Ever see War of the worlds? yes it was shite, what about Mars attacks? that was ok in a silly way but what about ET? see how the aliens manipulate our children to break the law.
Independence day, people or the mini series 'V' oh how soon they forget. Aliens are bad! look at the world. When a higher civilisation arrives somewhere a lower civilisation already lives there will be genocide not peace and fucking harmony go ask an Indian.

" We should be ready to reach out beyond our planet and beyond our solar system to find out what is really going on out there."


Klingons and Daleks thats what is out there. OK here is the thing. Every time there is a war on or some other unpopular government action someone talks about a Moon base, Life on Mars or Alien conspiracy. It wastes a week or two of media time and distracts the people.


Mitchell grew up in Roswell, New Mexico, which some UFO believers especially the ones with the tourist shops maintain was the site of a UFO crash in 1947.

He said residents of his hometown "had been hushed and told not to talk about their experience by military authorities." They had been warned of "dire consequences" if they did so.



The dire consequences was the TV show Roswell that introduced that creepy Greys anatomy chick with the Hollywood eating disorder Katherine Heigl.

10 years ago, Mitchell claimed, he was finally given an appointment at Pentagon to discuss what he had been told. Considering Clinton declared nothing happened at Roswell and Bush didn't want the public to know anything I find this appointment highly suspicious.

An unnamed admiral working for the Joint Chiefs of Staff promised to uncover the truth behind the Roswell story, Mitchell said. The stories of a UFO crash "were confirmed," but the admiral was then denied access when he "tried to get into the inner workings of that process. The same admiral, Mitchell claimed, now denies the story and thinks his penis is a banana and tries to peel it and give his nurses potassium .

Some UFO sightings have simple explanations. "I urge those who are doubtful: Read the books, read the lore, start to understand what has really been going on. Because there really is no doubt we are being visited," he said.

Don't watch Fire in the sky, Contact or anything by Arthur C Clarke and stay away from the Sci-fi channel.

Old Knudsen has gone where no man has been stupid enough to go before and I'm no just talking about yer Ma. He has forgotten more classified shite than you'll ever know. Aliens do not exist however if you happen upon on throw a glass of water onto them as they melt like a witched witch ................... if they existed. Or just shoot the fuckers whatever.

"The universe that we live in is much more wondrous, exciting, complex and far-reaching than we were ever able to know up to this point in time."

A NASA spokesman denied any cover-up."NASA does not track UFOs. NASA is not involved in any sort of cover-up about alien life on this planet or anywhere else period," Michael Cabbage said .

They also do not have a sound stage in Nevada that looks like the Moon. NASA are whats the word? oh incompetent. How could they do Moon landings 40 years ago but barely launch shuttles today? Who the fuck has a real last name of Cabbage?

Who gives a fuck? what about Iraq and Afghanistan? wars the Americans can't win, no one can. What about health care for the American people and looking after yer own citizens instead of worrying about wogs in the middle east who hate you ?

Why have the aliens been sneaking around all these years? I say we level the middle east and build space guns.

Except there is no such thing as aliens. There are ghosts, sea monsters and time traveling soul eating zombies though.

Sleep well and hope they restrain the other older Alzheimer stricken Spacemen.



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7 comments:

MJ said...

Who the fuck has a real last name of Cabbage?

Sounds Fenian.

Istvanski said...

Edgar Mitchell? That's Kevin Spacey!

DCMCMLVII said...

Crop circles..HAHAHAHA! Yeah..right.

OK I had better get serious here *cough

The main reason that some people believe that a superior extraterrestrial being exists is because we all know that Humans have zero f*cking chance of saving themselves. We just keep making the same retarded mistakes century after century. We haven't learned a f*cking thing.

Since Science has pretty much disproved our old religious cosmology we need to invent new ones...personally I would rather have ET (even if Drew didn't like his feet) waddling around and making flowers grow than have an angry vindictive Yahweh coming back to judge and roast us for eternity.

If ETs are out there they will be smart enough to sit back and let us destroy ourselves before they invade..they can probably time travel so they are already doing it?

As for poor Edgar, going out into space must do something to your noodle..I mean really...maybe he could just settle down with a curvy biologically accomodating "illegal" alien and start a family farm near Rowswell.

Old Knudsen said...

MJ Fenian ya say? thats a real turnip for the books.

istvanski ah the irony of that name. I bet he has boxes full of heads, I know i do.

DC Why do i bother yer comments are usually better than my posts. Are we so weak we need something else or is there a force at work against us? check out the latest flesh eating diseases , earthquakes and swine flu before you answer .

Tachaé said...

but ...
but ...
I LOVE Katherine... shes so ... ok yeah shes kinda alienish ...
whatever I like her.

Even my 84 yr old Grandma believes in aliens... so it must be so.

mago said...

There's nothing wrong with aliens! Some of my best friends are aliens! But these aliens don't come from here ...
Don't listen to Donnn's explanations - it's humanistic devlish whispering, he confuses everything! We NEED simple explanations! We need conspiration theories! We don't need Selbsterkenntnis, bwuahahaaa ... *cough*, I'll give ya a lift, höhööö ...

(WV: buffing (!))

Old Knudsen said...

tachae A studing has shown that because some people enjoy anal sex so much they want to believe.

mago Are you telling me Donn is the Devil? well that explains the goatee. Hitler used UFO's against the RAF ya know.