Saturday, 14 February 2009

Valentine Arse!

Today you must express love to someone or yer a sad lonely fucker who will die of warts. Well according to the pressure of society. Buy cards, buy flowers, buy dinner, buy chocolate or sexy lingerie and buy her some too.

All at double the price. Maybe I'm cynical but I don't like to be told when to say "I love you". I also don't like what is expected of us on this day.

Just like the toy ads at Christmas that tell you to buy this toy or yer not a good parent.

Mother's day should be every day. You shouldn't need an excuse like St Paddy's day to get drunk. You should tell yer loved ones you love them everyday ................ nah that last one is a bit ghey just buy them flowers the odd time to get yer hole but not when' the man ' tells you too.

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2 comments:

Xmichra said...

But nothing says I love you more than a manditory social display of flowers on the desk. It's sorta like the who's dick is bigger of secretaries coutry wide. :)

MJ said...

Saying that you'll kiss my arse is all I need to hear.