Monday, 2 February 2009

The Tango Midget Strikes Again

Chelsy Davy is the gurl who split up with Prince Harry. I don't know if it had anything to do with the prince being a racist, arrogant, ginger, upper crust twat or not they aren't saying. Chelsy is a fan of the fake tan and likes to look 33 instead of 23.

She has returned to life as normal at University in the town famous for its pedo preists .......... yes Leeds.
Something more than a bad tan is wrong with the gurl.

Now for the Old Knudsen competition, spot the Oompa Loompa.

I think she caught gingivitis of the prince. Too much sucking on his ginger nuts. No offense to any gingers out there reading me but if you send me yer address I'd be happy to organise a death squad to get ya.

Old Knudsen does think its funny that she let the world know about the split via her Facebook profile. A real sign of the times that you change it to single so everyone knows yer on the prowl again.

I can't remember what mine says I think its 'A swinging single open to three-ways' well it didn't have a 'wants sex with midgets' option on it.

Ach you shouldn't believe half the stuff you read on the line, oh that reminds me did ya hear that
Charlize Theron's snatch was haunted? totally true. A few years back she was dating a merchant banker and he had a heart attack while having sex with her because she is so hot and all and ever since strange discharges ooze from her crack.

Dubbed the most sexy South African-American in the world would a haunted vadge put you off?

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Daisy said...

i would say it is because he is ginger haired and doesn't tan well...she obviously uses this as a standard...

tony said...

So.they took her to Court but the Judge gave Her A conditional discharge The Laws An Ass!

Homo Escapeons said...

I was unaware of these developments because I hardly ever check Facebook..another day another ridiculous never ends.

In answer to your query regarding Char...I would be inclined to say nope.

Old Knudsen said...

daisy gingers do nothing well except glow.

tony if I pay you real money will you stop?

DC the new thing is twatter, blogging is so old hat. As for Char, you adulterer!!!!

M@ said...

I don't think he's that racist he just called a guy a raghead.

MJ said...

Supernatural snatch.

Old Knudsen said...

matt you cracker!

mj Its not super natural I hear she has had some work done on it.