Wednesday, 18 February 2009

Rudebox

We were a team, we had all met in rehab. Robbie Williams a famous British singer in for drugs and drink, ET an alien actor who couldn't handle the pressure of having such a big movie hit and was arrested doon on skid row getting high on skid marks and me who was there for sex addiction, a pain killer dependency and a need to smell the out gassing on plastic toys.

Robbie was cocky young lad but his confidence hid his self loathing which made him want to sabotage his life. ET was a bit of a user and a bad influence.

When we got out we went our separate ways. Robbie's career went a bit stale and thats when ET struck. He got Robbie into the whole space alien scene doing rocketships and asteroids real dangerous stuff.

Robbie left LA after 6 years and moved back to England where the press were waiting. Howard Hughes they called him, hes gone nuts talking about government conspiracies and UFOs . ET sat back and enjoyed the free ride he was getting by dealing in space junk to Robbie and his friends.

Robbie, its me Old Knudsen, remember how we'd sit and drink in rehab talking crap until the sun came up? we were buds man. Now yer wearing puffer jackets and sweat pants out in public, don't believe that ET shite hes a big headed cunt that likes young children that way lies doom.

I present my evidence to the court.

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2 comments:

Donn Coppens said...

The Seinfeldian adage is as true today as it was 10 minutes ago..

if you wear sweat pants out in in public, you're telling the world that you've given up!

Old Knudsen said...

Then you have teenage gurls who do themselves up to wear PJ's in public.