Sunday, 22 February 2009

Love Me As I Scorn You


The Harris poll named after the famous Australian painter Rolf Harris is out. It asked Americans who they most admired. Considering 36% of Yanks don't believe in evolution this should be good for a laugh.
You can see I didn't make it into the top ten which is disturbing but not surprising. Americans aren't big on remembering history and probably think it was Old Yeller who saved the world from Dr Destructo and not me. I have pointed out some of the most admired peoples faults because as I am without sin I can cast the first half brick.


1) Barack Obama.......... killed a puppy with his bare hands just for fun.
2) Jesus Christ.......... A fictional scandal wearing hippy.
3) Martin Luther King.......... An uppity negro on acid trips.
4) Ronald Reagan.......... An IRA loving Al Qaeda funding cocksucker.
5) George W. Bush.......... Didn't kill enough ragheads and had beady eyes.
6) Abraham Lincoln.......... Started the civil war and ended up smelling like roses because of the free slave by-product.
7) John McCain.......... Spent the Nam war in a hotel.
8) John F. Kennedy.......... Bay of pigs slaughter.
9) Chesley Sullenberger.......... polluted the Hudson river with jet fuel.
10) Mother Teresa.......... Used her teeth when giving head.
11) Old Knudsen.......... Don't hate him because he is the best.
12) Hillary Clinton.......... Used her teeth when giving head.
13) Billy Graham.......... Used his teeth when giving head.
14) Franklin Delano Roosevelt.......... Too lazy to walk.
15) Mahatma Gandhi.......... Cheated on wife and treated his kids like shit.
16) Colin Powell.......... Choose peer pressure over integrity.
17) George Washington.......... A traitor to the crown who needed the French to help him win.
18) Bill Clinton.......... Lied to the people and never offered to have the dress dry cleaned.
19) Condoleeza Rice.......... Never appeared in playboy.
20) Oprah Winfrey.......... Is still alive and on TV.



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6 comments:

Manuel said...

21) Manuel T Waiter........2 time IBA loser.....not bitter either.....much

Boxer said...

you're both winners to me.

mago said...

"it was Old Yeller who saved the world from Dr Destructo"

Bullshit. Arnie fucked the French 1864!

CHEF TROLL said...

You're probably ghey.

Donn Coppens said...

Thank Goodness that you squeaked past Hillary Clinton..
how embarrassing would that be?

Why do they even ask people stuff like this? Admire schmire! It's about as predictable as who'd you like to boink and unfortunately many of the people on this list would show up on the boink list.
bleccch!

wv derhoal

Just Another Faceless Commenter said...

"Considering 36% of Yanks don't believe in evolution this should be good for a laugh."

I thought the part where half of Britons don't believe in evolution was funnier.

WV: sucterd