Saturday, 21 February 2009

Cha Cha Cha Cha Changeling

The changeling, a tale of a serial killer in the 1920's and a woman who is reunited with her son who was abducted and returned to her. The returned boy was a fake set up by the LA police and when the mother 'Christine Collins' protested she was labeled an unfit mother and branded delusional and locked up .

Known as the Wineville Chicken Coop Murders the bloke was caught but the boy was never found dead or alive. In 1930, the residents of Wineville changed the town's name to Mira Loma.

Thanks to Hollywood their shame is known.

The most interesting thing is that the story is all true. Angelina Jolie who plays Christine Collins is nominated for an Oscar. I'd like her to get one because even though when I played the returned boy and my sex scene with Jolie ended up getting cut we all worked hard under the direction of Clint Eastwood.

Kate Winslet will get the Oscar for 'The Reader' A tale of some chick who reads.


I don't care what you think about Angie she is psychically perfect from the neck up, which in Japanese culture that is all that is required.


The next role for Angie if she can fit it in between pregnancies and adoptions will be 'Room raider' she plays an adventurer who goes through the bedrooms of men and finds their porn stash, it set in the future and makes total sense when put into the correct context.

Oh and Clint I'm still waiting for the royalties for being the inspiration for yer character on Grand Tornado.

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6 comments:

Just Another Faceless Commenter said...

I'll take Starbuck over Angie any time. And nice try trying to make me go off Kate Winslet.

WV is "succu." Not so subliminal anymore, are you?

MJ said...

Is Angie drinking your urine?

Momentary Madness said...

Ah, you and Angie look real sweet together.
I hope you'll be happy, and gives you a good spanking when ever needed.

mago said...

Tattooed lady is on Gallagher's Irish tour ...

Donn Coppens said...

I'll second Starbuck...but not take seconds thank you very much.

The funny thing about the Reader is that she can...oh I shouldn't spoil it.

Just Another Faceless Commenter said...

Donn, I'll take seconds even after you've had her.

WV is "bannessu." Now I know what you've got planned for me, Old K.