On Monday I regret to inform you all that Papa Knudsen whose great seed created the greatest Blogger ever has passed away.
While cumming out of his usual 24 hour porn shop he was accosted by 50 burly and very angry Shasta Lemurs.
The Lemurs wanted him to create a blog denouncing me and while he was all too happy to oblige his stubborn streak told them to fuck off. He swung his mighty battle axe slaying 20 on one side and 20 on the other the last 10 ran like the Lemur cowards they are and so he had to chase them doon, he doesn't do running and only managed to get a further 6.
He stood cursing them for the wusses they are and chanted the Knudsen chant, "Cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt!" we Knudsens are not very deep.
Poor papa Knudsen or Knudsen the Red as he was called due to his political stance staggered home and shouted for my Ma, Gertrude to put the kettle on, he went up to bed for a wee rest and died of his wounds. Like a true Knudsen he still held onto his battle axe and newly rented pornos.
His longboat will burn on Saturday. You will be sorely missed my great father I honour you in blog.
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Tuesday 2 December 2008
Knudsen The Red Is Dead
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11 comments:
My sincere sympathy. Freya gets first choice of the fallen warriors who then live with her in Valhalla. That's not a bad after-life for a Knudsen.
My deepest condolences, Sir.
Godspeed, Papa Knudsen.
From Friggadoon he shouted, ""Valhalla I am coming!"
It is up to you now to carry the hammer of the Gods.
funny I was just whistling the theme to The Vikings....deepest condolences.....
Skol.
rest in peace, papa knudsen! xoxo
I love funerals. I don’t care who’s dead nor do they or even know they’re dead so why not.
Have a good burn. How many times do you think he’ll roll up and down the tinfoil.
Send him off with some napalm love.
"Like a true Knudsen he still held onto his battle axe"
The 'battle axe' is yer Ma, right?
I am sorry for your loss.
I'm so sorry for your loss, hon. My condolences to you and your entire family.
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