I went to the store the other day to buy a toaster -- and I got a bank!
I'm setting up my own multi-bank so bring me yer money. There are holes in the wall for men to pay us to take yer sperm so its also a sperm bank and out the back weemen can go to the fertility clinic where my doctors use the sperm and a turkey baster to get you up the duff or if you want a super babby just set up an appointment with me .............. I'll wear the cap.
Every bank account gets a free slice of Jesus toast as I can't afford toasters until ya give me yer money.
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Sunday 21 December 2008
I'm A Banker
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6 comments:
well now...with jesus toast you could preform miracles...like getting help from the government...
Crumbs!
Shove your toast.
I want a free trip to Friggadoon.
do you accept Paypal?
Well, how much for the cap-sex-Knudsen-baby?
Last minute holiday gifts and all, you know.
..... and a very nice house it is too.
I like a good jesus on my toast every morning, well spread, plenty of butter, helps me enter (the spirit of things)
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