Sunday, 7 September 2008

My Penis Has Seen Better Days

I have recently found out that I have Morgellons Disease so anyone I've been in close contact with recently needs to get checked out and incinerated.


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8 Want intercourse with me:

Never Mind The Bollix said...

"..... Hello hen, is that Mrs Smith? Ya wannae tell big Walter that he needs tae phone Gartnavel as soon as he gets hame?..ta" "... who's calling?, och.. just say its a friend"

MJ said...

Does "spitting distance" qualify as close contact?

Ron Knee said...

Yo ho ho!

angela said...

This post made angela sad.

Perhaps with a shave and some dental work you'll be able to turn things around.

All the best hun.

mago said...

Whack it off!

Momentary Madness said...

Man you crack me up you really do.

Anonymous Boxer said...

quit playing with that thing, you'll go blind next.

M@ said...

That thing looks... dry.