Wednesday 4 June 2008

Welcome To An Episode Of


Conversations with my penis

"Whose a brave little soldier? its you, oh yes it is oh yes it is. Stand to attention for Daddy c'mon boy you can do it, oh yes you can my little mansy wamsy."


15 comments:

Kimberly said...

Looks like "Zed's Dead".....

The Mistress said...

This scene isn't complete until I draw googly eyes on the head of his willie with a felt pen.

Bittersweet said...

gold plush velvet - yucky

Kimberly said...

I would say that......

Maybe the little guy just doesn't have the nuts to stand up to his owner.....But Holy Shit!!!

FirstNations said...

a good conversationalist would have noted that baby talk seems to make this penis SAD.

either that or the upholstery; i mean jeeziz.

Kimberly said...

Thought of that.......

But figured the obvious would just make the comment seem redundant..

kara said...

i thought only threats worked where penises are concerned.

Anonymous said...

Grandad Knudsen - I fill out 99 meaningless wholesome blog comment forms each day just so I can justify perving on your blog - how pervy is that? - you are my Grandad aren't you? - Momma says uh-ha!

tony said...

Ah! There Hangs A Tale........ I always wanted to talk to my Penis but my Polish aint that good............

Foot Eater said...

Bunny, I think he's mourning the loss of his right leg below the knee.

More pornography, I see. Still doing the Devil's work, eh, Mr Knudsen?

INNER VOICES said...

must be a long conversation... did knudsen get involved, he hasnt been here in a while.

Kimberly said...

Maybe YOU should talk to his then......L...


Or maybe you could start a whole support group of dick talkers...You know....to help each other out....

Eddie Waring said...

That velveteen upholstery will be a bugger to get the stains out of. His mum will kill him when she gets home.

Jenny said...

I fear he's gone and kicked the bucket.

Old Knudsen said...

All very interesting and valid points.