Tuesday 27 May 2008

Spam Titles

Hey Old Knudsen, do you want to be like Girth Brooks?

I sometimes look through my spam folder as e-mails sometimes end up there and I'm amazed at the stuff I get sent, do I really come off as a pedo sex crazed junkie? no don't answer that I think I know.
These are some of the titles of the spams I get.

Naked schoolgirls in dormitory: Why would I want to see a load of titless 13 year old gurls at school ? I always hated school and no matter what that judge says schoolgurls don't do it for me.

Separate yourself from other men: I think I do that already with my greatness or at least with my B.O..

oldknudsen We can ship your medications overnight FREE: Do I look like a junkie? what have you got?

Urgent security notification for cilent of the Lloyds TSB Bank: Nice try I bank with my mattress, are you willing to claw through all the various stains and crusty socks to rob me ?
Nothing to do with the post but why is it that librarians are all hot sex starved Hornivores? all that book learnin is kinda sexy.

Rip off her panties: Most weemen would beat you around the head if you ripped their knickers.

Muscular, thick and long even when flaccid: Maybe I want this on my grave stone.

Be like sex machine: They even have machines for sex? what will they cum up with next?

Thick, immense gains to your member: I belong to enough clubs thank you.

Then I found this: 'International child porn ring found' as you can see from my sidebar I hate pedos so I thought maybe a reader was telling me about a story as they have been prone to do in the past, so I clicked on it and found something quite disturbing.

Be the undisputed sex machine of your town by clicking here: You sick fuckers.

Yes I did click on it and won that title 2 years in a row.

15 comments:

Kimberly said...

Good Morning you sex machine!!

I posted my gag-o-meter post just for you....And it's the last thing I'll ever put on my blog that is that yucky.....

Have a great Day you sexy thing!
....xoxoxo

The Mistress said...

Well this explains why, when I'm in a hurry to get information, there's always a line up for the librarian.

Momentary Madness said...

Japanese, and librarians yes indeed; terrible thing to be mentally physically challenged respectively.
Nice dog though.
Yes the spam. I honestly never open (not even one of) them. I do read some of the first couple of words intro. Obviously some do respond or they would out of no interest vanish.
There’s a lot of mad-hatters in this world, and they didn’t all work in the top-hat factory;-)

Old Knudsen said...

kimberly not true if Bob Dylan goes naked you'll post that and that 'will' be yucky.

MJ Yer getting yer libraries and head shops mixed up, like you've ever been in a library.

MM yes there are a lot of nuts out there, lucky that you and I are sane enough to avoid them.

Kimberly said...

Even though, Yes!! you have corrupted me...(and THAT would obviously blow my mind)....I would have to exercise discretion there. I'd never post something like that....L... In fact, I'd probably try to get it banned from the net altogether......

(I'd save it though)

Besides it would likely be a photoshopped pic anyway. He's too much of a dignified gentleman to leak a pic like that.....

savannah said...

wow, sugar, her back must really hurt! xxoo

Unknown said...

I would be willing to help support her boobs in order to allow her to suck away without the obvious strain on her poor, poor back. Just hold 'em up off the floor, so to speak. And diddle her friend, too, just to be helpful. With my free hand. Although I may need it from time to time to move the boobish stuff off my face so I don't smother.

Kimberly said...

Hey!!.......

I just auctioned off my vintage replica of your cap on ebay....

The highest bid came in at an Amt. Just above Monica Lewinskis' Tonsils in a jar....& just below Michael Jacksons' Nose Cartilage.....

Thanks Knudsee!!.....I'm Flying to Barbados....Yay!....

Jenny said...

I'm so tired, I thought I was reading MJ's Blog.

The Mistress said...

A spam message just came in for me with the subject line, "Longer harder fiercer bangs."

Are they suggesting I need a new hairstylist?

Boxer: Why don't you rest your head in Knudsen's lap?

INNER VOICES said...

am i to understand right that mj has not completed the 101 facts challenge?

umm, wtf?

*turns and walks away*

Kimberly said...

Because MY head is in Knudsons' lap.....

Old Knudsen said...

kimberly yer giving me photoshop ideas.

savannah who cares about her pain? look at her rack.

lceel doon boy no more blue pills for you.

kimberly As I am in America expect to be sued.

a boxer how dare you, that smut filled blog disgusts me.

MJ I don't have a Lap I do have a Finn.

inner voices yes she is a failure.

kimberly a little to the right.

Kimberly said...

does that feel better?.....

DirtyBitchSociety said...

I don't know, I've had my panties ripped off a couple times, back in the day, when men were men and sheep were scared. I must say, I never once got mad. That's not to say other weemen would allow it so I don't encourage it.

I don't rightly care for the wedgie rip though, it was not amusing!