Wednesday 26 March 2008

The Best Post Ever


My contempt for the reader is being displayed today by not writing a proper post. I'm old and tired and my arse is dragging like an old dead dog tied to the back of a car for a prank.

It was 16 years ago this day that I tasted pure heaven, no not the fanny batter of Sophia Loren that honour is still to cum. I tasted the McRib from McDonald's.

A lump of pork-like processed meat shaped like a spare rib, covered in a tangy BBQ sass with onions and pickles in a soft long bun. Sounds nice doesn't it?

When it first came out they marinated it in 8 hour old BBQ sass so back then it gave you the shits and heart burn, now they just squirt the sass on so it just gives you heart burn.
Its still lovely but the cunts at McD's tease and tempt you with it and make ghey salads a part of their menu instead of the Ribs.

I hope this post sways Ronald to stop acting the clown and do the right thing, reinstate the McRib as a regular item.

So anyway do Australians do a lot of drugs? I recently heard of a guy who called the police because someone stole his pot plants.
Nothing to do with the McRib except for being highly addictive.




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13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Burger King.

The Mistress said...

If you can still squirt the sass, you have a chance at having a go at Sophia Loren.

Do you suppose she's reading this?

Anonymous said...

Does Manuel recommend the McRib?

The Mistress said...

Anonymous Boxer will drop by soon to ask if there's kebab on the menu.

Jenny said...

Is there kebab on the menu?

(my contempt for this post is being shown by following MJ like a lemming. Not a lemur, but a lemming.)

The Mistress said...

You see?

What did I tell you?

Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

Very popular in Boston's minority neighborhoods.

Alan said...

Pot plants- I'm sure the police gave him a Mc Ribbing.
"just like that."

The Mistress said...

McRibbed for her pleasure.

FirstNations said...

The McRib: vile, yet strangely disgusting. like you. and mj. naked. in a jacuzzi filled with semi-solid vanilla custard. eating McRib sandwiches. in france.

Bittersweet said...

i like my rebabs raw *roooooaaaaaarr*

kara said...

ribs don't belong between bread. they need to be gripped in both hands and smeared all over the face. the bread prevents this.

Old Knudsen said...

I'm too sexy to have contempt for these comments.