I Wonder If The Ball Gurls Grunt

Woo hoo I need my stray balls handled missus.

The Madrid Masters tennis tournament they have fired the shitty wee local kids and hired Hugo Boss models as ball gurls, that sounds hot doesn't it?

I get so incredibly horny when I see a miserable looking anorexic gurl built like a 12 year-old lad bending over.

The models were given two weeks of training to learn how to pick up stray balls and when to hand towels to players to wipe off their sweaty rackets, difficult stuff. They aren't given any lunch breaks as they have to be retrained afterwards, also they are weak from the after lunch from all the vomiting .

Many have slammed this ball gurl idea as sexist but I shall answer this call by calling them anti-sexists, shame on you, show some tolerance, would you rather have yer *average male tennis viewer* wanking off to a couple of local teens or some skinny tarty ball grabbing weemen? I rest my case.

*If a male is watching tennis then hes either ghey or is watching female tennis players that do that hot grunting and flash their knickers.*