Saturday 27 October 2007

Fenian Monk Cock Sucker

Lucky he had a Crucifix and not a Star of David......ouch!

Ashin Kovida a 24-year-old Buddhist monk, made his escape to Thailand with a false ID , dying his hair blonde and wearing a crucifix.
He was one of the organisers of the September marches in Myanmar and was wanted by the authorities.

Maybe Christians take this shit more seriously as Peter in the New Testament felt great shame when he denied knowing Jesus after the crucifixion.
Then again I always though that Christians were a bit thick with that turning the other cheek rubbish and if a man takes yer coat give him also yer cloak.
Fucking pussies, if someone hits you you hit them back, treat them as they treat you, eye for an eye which is also Christian, if someone takes yer coat and you can't get it back then you'll be needing yer cloak for the cold, won't you?

Then theres the Christians that are asked if they are Christian by Roman soldiers, if they answer yes they know they'll be thrown to the lions if they say no then its freedom, they smile and say "Yes we love the lord " stupid fuckers.

St Peter caught on to this and to ease his guilt he came up with confession and absolution of sin, well done that man, personal responsibility is for the weak and the Protestants if it suits them at the time.

Kovida held the safety of his own skin higher than his religious convictions, Buddha is probably very proud of him as it shows common sense, hes no doubt rubbing his fat belly and laughing at all the stupid mongs that God has over in Heaven. Reincarnation is the key, so you don't get stuck for an eternity with morons or Mormons, same thing really.

9 comments:

The Mistress said...

I ask that you establish a "Fenian cocksucking" label for this blog.

Jenny said...
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Jenny said...

I've been thinking I may go as a Christian for Halloween.

(this time the spelling is correct, like you'd notice.)

Old Knudsen said...

MJ what is it with you and taig gobblers?

A Boxer taking the piss out of my smelling, I knew that one night stand was a mistake and you wouldn't respect me during the whole thing or in the morning, I still have the bruises.

Old Knudsen said...

I don't find the Rocky roleplaying very sexy.

The Mistress said...

As a prod raised in a divided prod/taig town, the filthy Fenian cock was forbidden fruit.

Old Knudsen said...

Sam D of course back in the day they would still burn you innocent or not.

MJ for very good reason, if you just touch a fenian cock you get pregnant with demon seed.

Jenny said...

I don't remember caring.

Old Knudsen said...

Ok then I'm Rocky, beat away at me.