Sunday 16 September 2007

Pedos Galore.

Timmy Chandler a convicted fondler and pedo, as American as apple pie, he votes Republican , loves Jesus and long walks on the beach.

Appalachia, home of toothless banjo playing rednecks, the mountains were the Scots and the Irish settled doon to build a nation known as America. Lack of education or money didn't stop them nor did the rape thirsty Redskins for they had a bible in one hand a gun in the other ,a whisky still out back and the desire to fight whoever looked at them wrong.

Timothy Carl Chandler aged 53, gave his mother in law a computer disk to copy a program on to, she found pornographic images of children on it so being a good mother in law she told the police. He was let out on bail and went back to his little rented shack with the sofa on the porch and the plastic bags over the windows for secrecy.


Chandler , could he 'be' any less of a pedo?

One night Robert "Bobby" Bell, and Gary Lamar Sellers decided to teach the local pervert a lesson and scare him off so they went round and shouted some rude names probably like 'poopy head' and ' child lover ' maybe they should have called him 'Lamar.'
Vigilante heroes of the week, I give you:


Bell, a Sean Connery look 'a' like and trainee brain surgeon.



Sellers, the love child of Phil Collins and consultant for NASA.

The landlady heard the commotion but didn't think anything of it as its not the most classy neighbourhood around, she only paid attention when her son told her the old Chandler place was on fire.
Her son then raced over and broke a window for Chandler to escape the flames and then they both broke in the door to rescue Melissa "Missy" Chandler, Chandler's 37 year-old trophy wife. Missy was unconscious and CPR was tried but she died in the emergency room.

Now the pedo looks like a victim, lets introduce Mr Chandler to the laws of karma, they effect everyone around you too, no computer, no home and no wife to bail you out and put up with yer shit.


Doctor Who liked to travel with young people.

Chandler now lives in a homeless shelter and is waiting to be charged in his pornography case, the two fire bugs are out on bail and have been charged with first-degree murder and arson. Chandler told a TV station "I really wish it wasn't me who got out,I wish it was her. She didn't deserve that."

I'm sure there is a moral somewhere here I can't find it



Chris Langham,The 58-year-old British comedian is in jail after being found guilty of downloading pornographic images of children being abused, he was sentenced to 10 months and is expected to serve at least half of that behind bars. His excuse was that he was doing research for a TV show and that he wanted to look through the eyes of abusers as he himself was sodomised by a man in Canada when langham was 8 years-old, the award winning actor wasn't able to sell it with his pleas and his crying as some of the images had been stored since 2005 and they were pretty fucking graphic .

I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those pesky kids and their young tight bodies.

You can ride the cycle of abuse all you like, its a pretty handy excuse and almost lets you off the hook for personal responsibility, children don't have a choice when an adult abuses them but the adult does have a choice, and that includes the grown up victims of abuse too.

5 comments:

savannah said...

it's just so much easier to blame someone else, sugar

Old Knudsen said...

steph I like it when you talk like that.

savannah I blame the parents.

Manuel said...

scooby's face, hahahahahahaha

Megan McGurk said...

I read the report about Langham today and was appalled. The video of a little girl being tortured by her dad?
String him up.

The Mistress said...

Why can't I comment on the Sept.17 posting?

I want to sign on to be their groupie.