On one of my Yahoo mail accounts I found in my spam folder the spam mail with the title "What is the "Wonder" about Wondercum?" I thought this was a great title and decided to find out about Wondercum. I found this advert for it and was reading doon the list, yep get them, yep get them, yep have it, yep I do, yep all the time, yep I could fill up a swimming pool, then I got to the last one and to be honest my man muck tastes awful. I almost gag when I'm doing a snowball or rainbow kiss my sympathies go out to all the gurls I've loved before so I was wondering has anyone ever tried this ? cos I'm ready to buy 6 bottles of the stuff.
I'm sure some of my readers who I won't mention have tried it .
It looks as if God has tried it, this would be the heavenly version of Bukkake.
Speaking of cum stains there is this Yank named Fred Phelps, hes the pastor of Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas. This vile and evil man claims to know the will of God but going by what big "G" himself says hes never met him and may sue for slander.
Phelps is the man behind the "God hates fags" demonstrations and protests military funerals and says God hates America, Canada, Sweden and Ireland mostly because of their same sex marriage laws and anything remotely pro ghey they do. Hes called Ireland, " Land of the Sodomite Damned" so I'm wondering if its just Ireland that's damned or is Northern Ireland too ? does he even know the difference ? I mean he is a Yank.
I have this friend who may have had some anal sex, hes a giver not a taker and hes pretty sure it was with a woman or at least she will be a woman by the end of the year she said so does this make him a Sodomite? My friend would ask his own minister but after that argument he got into with him concerning what the animals on the Ark ate and what happened to the fucking Unicorns my friend ended up swinging at the Rev which left me barred, er my friend barred that is. So anyway don't you have to be born in Sodom to be a Sodomite? the place is full of Mexicans and Polish a nice town to visit but I wouldn't want to live there.
Give me that old time religion It’s good enough for me.
Mr Phelps getting stuck in to and exorcism, "by the power of Christ I compel you ughnaaaa! now you are filled with the love of God." Don't confuse this with anal sex because its not the same and like most of the Westboro congregation the possessee is related to Phelps and in America that sort of carry on is legal.
Old Knudsen's thoughts on Sodomy: Men are given this special need (by God) to place their willys into things to see what it feels like which is why ugly weemen will always be able to get their hole. Watermelons, big value tubs of hair gel, the vacuum cleaner and jars of liver are a few things that men might try so I hear. Sometimes a vagina no matter how well kept it is fails to impress, if you eat steak all the time sometimes you just want a hot dog. God in his infinite wisdom made people multi functional to keep things interesting . God doesn't want us to fly on our own which is why he didn't give us wings he did however give us willys that fit into bungholes so no matter what Phelps says I believe its God's will that we all right now have anal sex and shout Hallelujah as we cum.
Remember only between consenting adults or docile animals, as Jesus once said , "that's as hard as a rock, I shall name you Peter, go forth and lube, theres always time to lube."
Now about Lezzers, whats the point in that?
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There is very little that can be added to this. Is the Man United's Ronaldo getting bummed by Steptoe from Steptoe and son?
The point of lezzers is that they make some hot porn, which others can watch whilst filling a bunghole...
It's just a theory you understand.
I'm pretty sure you're taking the piss you sarky cunt but you've got it spot on again.
You would make an interesting padre yourself come to think of it.
uhm..I got nothing on leezers and
I dunno the point of it either. How can you put something in a hole from one woman that already is a hole on the other one??
Ok don't give me a smart ass answer but if you go eu naturel....then it just doesn't work! So again Old K.. I agree...What's the point? Besides the obvious.
Oh and Order me 2 bottles of wondercum
it works! trust me. in fact, send me your $270 and i can get you 10 bottles. trust me.
So what would happen if a woman tried Wondercum?
If I like your answer I’ll go halfsies with you on your purchase.
manuel do you think he shouts out "Arold!" when he cums?
eyebee I'd rather watch the news and have a cup of tea while i'm doing it.
perry Needham I'm not taking the piss I really don't see the point of lezzers.
Mrs Cecrux I put in a lot of thought to these issues too I'll bring it up at the next UN meeting, two bottles are on their way, take pictures.
portia I shall trust you, you have the look of a well satisfied woman.
MJ Horny, ultra juicy and multiple orgasms so no change for you except yer stench trench would taste better.
i'll explain this in scientific terms.
it makes your cum junction sklit out more juice by irritating the lining. the shit really does work. you gorp about fifteen to twenty times like a garden hose, and it's clear... instead of the usual three or four weak drizzles of lumpy piss-scented snot.
unfortuately the side effect is that when you fire your photon torpedo the ensuing jonestown flood hogs open your pee-hole, which hurts like someone shoved a flat toothpick up there (unless you're one of those sick freaks that shoves q-tips and ball bearings and mice up in there and it's already hanging open like a knit sleeve.)it can even rip the thing open and then the next time you piss it gets all infected and the whole thing supperates and falls off like a gangrenous toe.
you're welcome.
I always thought that Phelps was a giver of all things and now you have shown me photographic proof.
Hallelujah to you Old K.
My cheque is in the mail.
I wonder if Wondercum is put out by the same folks who make Semenex.
mago That freedom of speak crap they have in the states is just silly, their should be a commonsense limit to what you can say. It did get worse when aids came out then they had an excuse.
first nations It shocks even me the things you know about I shall put up with my bad tasting jizz.
the little Cheese I know you did a post on phelps but hes just so annoying I couldn't rest until I did.
MJ from you I want cash and no loons.
Sister MJR I looked up that link and I'm sure it was serious but it was funny as fuck. Like Liquid Pumpkin pie?
Like I said once before, "It doesn't mean your gay, you just know how to party".
Its in the special farces survival handbook.
That liquid semen? for gods sakes I don't think I laughed so much. You people are demented. No wonder I keep comming back!
the sick bastards make me want to quit.
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