Saturday 18 August 2007

What Ever Happened To The Great Dane?

My Danish blood is boiling, I never said sorry just remember that.

The Danish government have apologised for the Viking invasion of Ireland more than 1,000 years ago. The Irish excavated a Viking ship and the Danes got all teary eyed. What the fuck Denmark? those paddys were asking for it, are you still ok about all the other invasions?

The attack on the holy island Lindisfarne in 793 has been compared to 9/11 is that still ok?

News just in Denmark is either very drunk or on its period. Whats next the Iranians for sacking Athens in 480 BC? or the Jews apologising for killing Christ ?

5 comments:

Manuel said...

Good work by the raping and marauding bastards. Just need a few of Cromwell's relatives to come over and bend the knee in apology and things will be right with the world again....

tony said...

The Danes Are Not Sorry At All.They Still Look Pretty Horny To Me..........

Ms. Kimba said...

That explains it then!

Manuel said...

Milesians eh, Jesus you know your stuff. Them lads need a movie, if them chaps from Troy and those 300 hundred lads can get a movie then the Milesians should get one too.

Old Knudsen said...

tony I'm writing a book containing all yer puns, I'll make ya famous.

Mrs Cecrux yes it does.

Mr the Robber those bastards are responsible for Dublin go get them.

manuel I was with Lugh as we fought those bastards then I ended up in Scotland when we couldn't win.