To celebrate my old Ma's birthday here are a few of those that share it with her.
1769: Napoleon Bonaparte, French Emperor and short arse but a genius.
1771: Sir Walter Scott, Scottish novelist and creator of a lot of Scottish heritage.
1888: T.E. Lawrence, Soldier and Author.
1972: Ben Affleck, Tall guy who is friends with Matt Damon.
1769: Napoleon Bonaparte, French Emperor and short arse but a genius.
1771: Sir Walter Scott, Scottish novelist and creator of a lot of Scottish heritage.
1888: T.E. Lawrence, Soldier and Author.
1972: Ben Affleck, Tall guy who is friends with Matt Damon.
17 comments:
Three out of four.
Not bad.
Happy birthday, Ma Knudsen!
Are you flirting with my Ma? I'll knock yer pan in.
Happy Birthday Ma! Ben needs a tan!
Best wishes to Ma Knudsen.
A friend of yours? This Affleck-bloke had a bad night at the detox? It's a shame that he couldn't keep his new shorts clean until he made it to the pup ...
I find it nice that you describe Scott as "creator of Scottish heritage".
Does yer ma take out her teeth for yer uncles?
Happy Birthday Ma Bitter Balls.
Happy Birthday, Mrs Balls.
Sorry to bring this up, by the way, but you owe my Fido a fiver.
Should I pop round with a card or something? I'll pretend I'm called Cecil or Victor or something like that. Happy birthday to the old dear...
LOL!!! tall guy who's friends with Matt Damon... that's good !!
dear prudence and acting lessons stat.
mago I'm not giving the English credit for inventing us.
MJ uncles, milkmen, paperboys oh yeah.
Ms Mouth her balls are sour.
Mr Eater just how many hours do you think I'm going to sit and look for codes in that fido comment?
manuel you gigolo cont.
Tell her I sent my best wishes. She'll remember me and if she doesn't , just say "British Legion Bingo Night". She will know what you mean.
Happy birthday Ma Knudsen.
I like Ben Affleck, I don't care what anyone says.
Eddie Waring are you her babies daddy?
kate drunk as a shunk I tell ya.
captain smack yer so ghey.
Happy birthday Old K's mamma!
Oh and I'm guessing Ben is scratching his balls?
His legs are as white as his clothes for christs sake!
Sorry for the mouth Mamma K
happy belated B-day Ma K!
mrs cecrux its ok she doesn't read this crap, why do I bother?
fusion good one she shouldn't have too many more left.
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