Saturday 25 August 2007

Does This Hat Make Me Look Ghey?

Sean Connery the man who reminded the world that Scotsmen are the sexiest of all men is 77 years young today. This highly talented and versatile actor celebrated by shooting some puppies and slapping some weemen around while masturbating to his best movie ever "Zardo." Well done Sean another year closer to death.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

You mean "Zardoz" with Connery and Rampling by Boorman.
Best movie ever? Naja ...
I thought splattering puppy-brains is a normal scottish sunday-afternoon activity? And if you run out of puppies ...

The Mistress said...

His nappy's gotta be that large so his load doesn't go into his boots.

Old Knudsen said...

mago I hate that film so much I've renamed it.

MJ its already bulging at the front.

Manuel said...

Looks like a Scottish BARBARELLA....

Old Knudsen said...

Another film I hated.

FirstNations said...

and who could forget his star turn in "Darby O'Gill and the Little People"?? i wish i could. at least in Zardoz he got naked.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmmmmm connery - that man could make me orgasm just by reading me the phone book. I'm a sucker for accents.

Fusion said...

Sad sad sad, he could be shooting Indy 4 instead of puppies...

Unknown said...

But did you not like the Oirish landscape in that fillum? His best acting job was The Hill, back when the Brits had an army to get worked up about.

willowtree said...

Wasn't that the one where he flew around in giant head?