Sunday 15 July 2007

Pretty women out walking with guerillas down my street.

Sex on a stick, sexy and dangerous.



Western weemen don't go to this much trouble to look sexy.



Even this army of the undead looking for Frodo and the ring wouldn't put me off me stroke. I am so full of the horn right now I really want to shag an Arab woman but I'm afraid she'd have sand up her crack, I can just imagine that under me foreskin.

6 comments:

Fat Sparrow said...

Don't be silly, that last picture has nothing to do with LOTR, it's obviously from "Attack of the Clones."

Ms. Kimba said...

Fucking hell man...i dont think i laughed so hard in ages! even my husband was dying when i read this to him...the laying an arab woman part...

Oh and if ya want, theres about a million arabs living where i do, they all come here coz its open borders and they all seek asylum here.. im sure i can round up about 20 in a few seconds..litterally!

Old Knudsen said...

fat sparrow looks like they sent in the clones.

Mrs Cecrux Like food I get cravings, last week it was midgets you just never know, I am a true Hornivore.

galwaywegian said...

pretty women walking with guerillas... snigger.

Old Knudsen said...

you may be just old enough to get that.

SamD said...

I totally love this post. Just do, that's all.