In Indonesia a Komodo dragon attacked and killed an 8 year-old boy. The lad went to shit behind a bush as they are prone to do and was grabbed by the waist and shaken from side to side.
The boy's uncle a fishermen threw rocks at the beast until it flapped its mighty wings and flew away.
A Dragon expert from Chester zoo in England said, " this isn't the first time a human has been killed by a dragon, talk of a Lemur/Komodo dragon alliance has had the world living in fear for decades."
The last human death was 33 years ago but still its a real danger, these fuckers can grow to a length of 10 feet and weigh up to 365 pounds, if one of these creatures with un-clipped wings made it to London the fire it breathes would make the blitz look like Guy Fawkes night.
Komodo dragons bite their prey with an anti-coagulant then they usually let the wounded animal escape and follow the trail of blood and let the loss of blood do the job, that's what the boy died of.
The boy's uncle a fishermen threw rocks at the beast until it flapped its mighty wings and flew away.
A Dragon expert from Chester zoo in England said, " this isn't the first time a human has been killed by a dragon, talk of a Lemur/Komodo dragon alliance has had the world living in fear for decades."
The last human death was 33 years ago but still its a real danger, these fuckers can grow to a length of 10 feet and weigh up to 365 pounds, if one of these creatures with un-clipped wings made it to London the fire it breathes would make the blitz look like Guy Fawkes night.
Komodo dragons bite their prey with an anti-coagulant then they usually let the wounded animal escape and follow the trail of blood and let the loss of blood do the job, that's what the boy died of.
If you go into the woods today. Next time use a toilet ya dirty shites who are you Twenty Major?
7 comments:
ticks and then dragons...sugar, are you ok? or is this a new trend?
A Komodo Dragon bit Sharon Stone's husband on the toe while they were on a VIP visit to the LA zoo a few years ago. Served the over privileged bag of horse shit right. They should have paid general admission like the rest of us filthy normal folks and it would never have happened.
We have something simmilar over here - Goanna's. Not really sure if they have ever killed anybody but they can be big scary fuckers and I really try to avoid ever running into them, or running over them as the case may be.
promxima they aren't picky what they catch off you.
tickersoid well said, puppets for the Lemurs I reckon.
savannah strangely enough yes.
Mr Waring Ms Stone has never charged me admission, she gives group discount you know.
kate-isis They sound Irish, I'd watch out for that.
I wonder if I could borrow one?
Beadle and lemurs are an offense against god.
Along with the rhombus. I was bitten by one of these mathematical quizzical cunts once and I think that they should be strangled at birth.
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