Thursday 28 June 2007

Shooting People Gives Me An Erection.

A US soldier aiming at some Canadians probably, whose side are those Canucks on anyway?

The US military who being the most wise and highly trained group in the world and who have made blue on blue into an art form have decided to hit the insurgents hard.

The plan is to replace all the AK-47s as used by Iraqi soldiers and police with US made M-16 rifles. The M-16s require more training to maintain and correctly use it and takes different size ammunition .
A picture of the sand monkey and the serial number of the weapon will be taken to keep track of them as they don't have a fucking clue who has what weapon there at the moment and as the police and army are full of insurgents weapons and ammo goes missing.
If they have a more troublesome weapon that you wouldn't steal and a size of ammo that won't fit the terrorist rifles then you've cut doon on their supplies and cost to yerself.
The US government who are always quick to make a buck have charged the fledgling Iraqi government 2 billion dollars for the honour of buying these weapons and a steady supply of US ammo.

I like to watch the news and to look at the various armies of the world, in Thailand you see soldiers using M-16s and soldiers in India and Africa marching and dressing like British soldiers, its like writing "we wuz here."



Made by Mikhail Kalashnikov a Russian tank sergeant in 1947 which was handy as it was called a Kalashnikov, if it was made by Michael Shufflebottom it would just sound silly.


In my opinion the AK-47 or Kalashnikov is a better weapon, more powerful and you can drag it through hell and it will still work, hardly any jamming, you can fire its 30 round magazine with one pull of the trigger any mong from a 3rd world cuntry can pick one up and use it, and do, there are around 70 - 100 million worldwide you can pick one up in Africa for $50 or on yer QCV shopping channel.

The M-16 has been used in all the wars America has lost since Nam, "keep it clean or it will jam" as my old mother rest her soul would say, less power and fires in bursts of 3, around 7 million of these worldwide, a good weapon in well trained hands but training costs money.

So what they are doing is changing weapons for a less powerful and less reliable one than the ones they are up against , keeping US Marines there longer to train the men in using them and keeping a US lifeline or connection with the arms deal as I'm sure that's what the Iraqi government wants, I mean they would be fucked if the Yanks left .

It all sort of makes sense but then you think, nah its a silly idea and one wrote up by money grabbing pencil pushers. If a half decent soldier found a M-16 and an AK-47 and he had to go into war with one of them, which one would he pick?

And to think I was going to post a naked picture of Angelina Jolie, well its yer lucky day maggots.

25 comments:

Ms. Kimba said...

hey!! You better post that Angelina pic..pretty please....that would of been better then watching one of my men shoot a canadian, i think...it's a real toss up that one!

Ms. Kimba said...

Looky here...

http://www.chrisabraham.com/angelina_jolie_naked-thumb.jpg

Unknown said...

So Knudie, since we know what gives you the horn, what gives you 'the gun' then?

Fresh Hell said...

I've seen Angela Jolie Nekkid. Pretty, but a tad gaunt.

Guns are silly. Especially automatic ones. In my perfect world, they'd all be out there with swords, shields, brute strenght and cunning. It seems a much more civilized way to sort out issues when diplomacy fails.

Manuel said...

Simon M16 made a decent weapon too. Don't even get me started on Brian Bazooka.

Tickersoid said...

Every school boy knows,

Rule 1 of invasion- Have a peace plan.

Rule 2 of invasion- Don't ever, ever dismantle the existing security forces. Instead, change the culture gradually.

The Bush administration has a talent, bordering on genius, for fucking up.

Fat Sparrow said...

"A picture of the sand monkey and the serial number of the weapon will be taken to keep track of them as they don't have a fucking clue who has what weapon there"

Nor can they tell the sand monkeys apart, hence half the insurgents also being in Iraqi police forces.

jungle jane said...

The M-16 has been used in all the wars America has lost since Nam

Christ. I thought the M-16 was a motorway. My bad.

Anonymous said...

Oberst Kalashnikov is still alive. He, a man with the highest decorations a man can get in the red army, made soemthing absolutly stunning: He and fellows protested. For better pay - or at least some pay as I understood.

Anonymous said...

so, what you are saying is we should all just love one another?

fofufou said...

The AK is inaccurate in comparison and it's indestructibilty is a bit of an urban myth. That said, accuracy doesn't seem to be high on the yank's list so I'm with you.
There's a first time for everything.

Taihae said...

screw AK 47s. Get some plasma rifles and brute shots in there! Perhaps a needler or two.

Dork points to anyone who gets the joke

FirstNations said...

damn, knudie, you are absolutely right.

do you still experience the personal gheyness which you you so poignantly described at dear Eddie Warings' place, or have you returned to your old piss-in a shoe ways?

Portia said...

GW doesn't have to make sense cause he's so damn good looking. or is it rich? the two are so confusing. he doesn't have to know how to speak english for the same reason.

Jenny! said...

Don't know about the guns...but a flame thrower would be my choice!

the witchfynder said...

Guns. I love 'em. But the Angelina photo would have tickled me, t does have to be said.

Old Knudsen said...

Mrs Cecrux has everyone gone leezer?

conan drumm I'm actually holding some for the UVF but don't tell anyone.

fresh hell I don't like automatic either, I like to miss the target with the least amount of rounds.

babs I've no idea why they don't address the problems rather than just make money, oh yeah I do, they don't know shit.

manuel don't forget Lee Enfield.

tickersoid they did have a peace plan, they assumed they would win, a pale Roman empire to be sure.

fatsparrow they should mark them with dye like they do sheep.

jungle jane that road leads to hell.

mago fuck curing cancer, well its a cure of sorts.

Ms Pool make war not arms deals as it only drags it out.

Yer lordship Not indestructable but usable in most conditions, unlike others that jam in sandy or dirty environments even when kept clean. Accuracy is in the hands of the rifleman.

taihae I'm too cool for dork points, why would you want a rifle that fires plasma? the plasma cums after you get shot. Soltan Gris in Ron L Hubbard books used a needle gun to shot little birds though I don't think thats what you mean.

first nations no that was a liar, a deceiver, as they were not witty enough to be me, Bloggers are jealous creatures.

portia leave the fella alone, his poodle just left him.

Jenny the men that used the flame throwers were always the best targets because they blow up when you shoot them, not a job I want.

Old Knudsen said...

Witchfynder, maybe I'll post it some day when I think people actually want to see that kind of thing, shooting a naked Angelina with an AK would be so hot.

Anonymous said...

Any way you look at it, this war is about money...The allied nations want the oil, the arab nations have it...You know what, I think we should replace all the gas masks the Iraqi soldiers have with those nice onces the redcoats used during WWI. And I say, "Why the fuck not".

I think the naked Jolie pic would have been real nice...Now that I'm all worked up, I think I'll watch that terrible movie Gia? to get my kicks today.

Anonymous said...

Hm? Curing cancer? What do you mean. Kalshnikov and fellows just wanted their goddam barraks heated!

Old Knudsen said...

Russians are too tough for things like heating. I've only fired an M-16 once, the AK-47 is like the holy grail for me, such a good design.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Russians are too tough for anything: Good manners, staying sober and such damn borgoise shit. The Igor in the apartement above me will one day find out how's to fly from the balcony, bastard.
Never used automatics. Luger, H&K and K98. G8 is also on the list but did not like it. Uzzi was shit, too nervous. Anyway, a 22 is enough when you are determinde to use it.

Old Knudsen said...

A Luger 08, not bad, a 22 is good for target practice, I've noticed many killers use them with head shots, maybe its all they could get. the germans can make a mean weapon, yer comment made me hard.

Anonymous said...

So this day was not lost ...

Eyebee said...

I don't know much about guns. I suppose it's better than them having broomsticks and shouting "Bang!" though