Sunday 3 June 2007

If Ya Can't Beat Them Buy Them.

A UDA terrorist holding a 9 mm Sterling submachine gun. These weapons went out of use with the police and army in the late 80's its good to see they ended up in the right hands.


The Ulster Defense Association UDA a protestant paramilitary group in Northern Ireland have been meeting with top police and church officials to discuss the spending of the £1.2m the British government are to give them to quit being a terrorist organisation and to reduce crime in their community.

Sammy (slasher) McGee and Tommy (kill all taigs) Taylor of the UDA have suggested spending the money on a year long barbeque and booze binge and maybe a nice shrubbery, or a shipment from Columbia (he wasn't very clear what the cargo was ) they have expressed a need for a uniform for those involved in keeping crime low and maybe free reign from the police to do their business like in the olden days (1980's)
Mr McGee went on to say that the UDA are also victims of the violence over the last three decades because if it wasn't for the Troubles him and many more wouldn't have gotten neck and hand tattoos to distinguish them as (not only as intelligent individuals) but as paramilitary thugs, he went on to say,"do you know how hard it is to get a job on daytime TV when you have Kick the Pope tattoos?"



I love the fact that yer average protestant hood hates all things Gaelic but will paint the Red hand of Ulster onto everything . Why does this mural show M-16s? the Yanks send guns to the Fenians not the Prods.

There has been a workshop set up to help the loyalist community, they will teach how to paint murals, *intimate* shop owners for protection money and the various technics on how to knee-cap those who exhibit anti social behaviour oh and facing the challenges head on and working to build a new future not just for loyalist communities, but as part of a new vision for Northern Ireland .................. the workshop will have a full working bar of course.



*Yes this is a typo, it was supposed to be intimidate but intimate was more funny so I left it, I guess I need a poof weeder. *

12 comments:

Megan McGurk said...

Their claim to Cuchulainn and the Red Branch always mystified me since it was written in Irish and what not.
Their murals are so repetitive with the same 5 or 6 images over and over. How many times do you need to see King Billy on a horse?

Sounds like the program works as baby steps for them. Who knows? Maybe it will be successful.

Chris Morris said...

I once painted a mural of Liza Minelli dancing the Lambada, the forbidden dance of love, with Sherman Helmsley.

It went over with everyone like a turd in a punchbowl would've.

ellie said...

Is that you in the picture wearing your reporters hat and carrying a spiral bound shorthand notebook?

Gorilla Bananas said...

Would the Queen having sex with the Pope heal the great sectarian divide? Remember the slogan "make love, not war"? You must have tricked a few girls into bed using that one, Knudie.

Eddie Waring said...

the workshop will have a full working bar of course.

.....catering by the Rising Sun, Greysteel.

Old Knudsen said...

medbh the prods don't delve into history or mythology too much they think they sprang from King Billy's thigh, working class folk work hard and drink hard cos theres fuck all else to do.

Mr Beefcake why would you paint such a thing? did the devil tell you to do so? Minelli is a right hottie though.

ellie I've got me hand on my service revolver incase some shit goes doon in da hood.

Mr Bananas getting them to make me a cup of tea after sex is the tricky part.

Mr waring that was different mongs, the UFF and ghey dog Johnny Adair, they killed 8 and 2 were prods, do ya think that bothered them? it doesn't mean a thing to those people they just want an excuse.

Chris Morris said...

It was originally going to be Madonna and Joey Buttafuco.

I don't think the devil was involved with the actual mural.

Anonymous said...

Is it just your coat tails I'm tuggin' on? :>

P.S. I commented on your Tits and ass too.

Jeez, maybe now would be a good time to toss myself in the shower.
As if the idea of the Queen and the Pope havin' sex weren't worse enough imagery for a night!
-P

Momentary Madness said...

Was it ever any different "rent a thug" clean up your neighbourhood. The army do it the police do it the security firms do it.
Irish thugs cleaned up America,
slaughtered Native American's cleaned up the prohibition era. No reason in the whole wide world they can't do it at home.
Y;-) Paddy

Anonymous said...

"teach how to paint murals, intimate shop owners for protection money and the various "

I reckin there's a typo in there somewhere. You're making it sound like they come on to the shopkeepers all sensuous like and fondle them.

Hey, that wouldn't be such a bad premise for some sorta racket; A couple a thugs walk in to a shop all dolled up with lipstick and then threaten to give the shopkeeper a blow job when customers come in... The mind boggles

Old Knudsen said...

paddy Hezbollah, UDA, Sinn Fein, Hamas all the same but they always go too far.

ron you cunt how did I miss that typo? I think you can becum my 'poof reader'

no typo there lad.

Bock the Robber said...

I reckon the Pope would never have supported King Billy if he knew he was gay.