Wednesday 13 June 2007

Bush Is Loved By Albania.

What the fuck do they know?

While in Albania Bush was mobbed by hundreds of happy peasants one of whom stole his watch. I don't care what the Shitehoose spokesman said, you can see someone taking his fucking watch.

I'm not sure why they love him so much, maybe they saw the film "Wag the dog " and actually believed that the US would go to war with them. Let me guess there is a military base in Albania, lets hope it isn't Marines or the rapes and fights will put them off Yanks as what happens with Marine bases everywhere.

4 comments:

The Dog of Freetown said...

I think it's because they mistakenly think he's going to let them get their hands all over an independant Kosovo. They're as guillible as the Kurds.
If they tried that watch stealing malarky with Putin, all Albanians would die of polonium poisoning withing a matter of days. That's how to deal with disorder.
Anyway, Bush is still not as big as Norman Wisdom over there. Maybe Norman Wisdom should be US president now. He fits the profile and possesses the requisite comedic attributes.

Anonymous said...

They love him because he is one of them ... an oily carpet dealer.

Old Knudsen said...

kieran maybe they are a big Mickey Mouse fans.

mago never buy an oily carpet, thats my advice to you.

Sassy Sundry said...

I read, "Bush Given Heros Welcome in Albania" and nearly laughed my fool head clear off.