Tuesday 15 May 2007

Burn Baby Burn.

Falwell on the right (as usual) with another prince of lies Karl Rove.

Televangelist Jerry Falwell has died aged 73, his last words were, "if I'm not doing God's will then may he strike me dead ."

A campaigner against stem cell research ,abortion, homosexuality, pornography and bans on school prayer, he called aids and that big fuck off Tsunami and any other disasters punishment from God. The founder of the moral majority building the religious right nuts into a political force he was like a mong with a loaded gun.

Satan was heard to comment earlier,"ah fuck off, that cunt isn't coming doon here is he?"

15 comments:

Fat Sparrow said...

So, when's the party?

Manuel said...

Rumours that the DUP are to hold a minutes silence have been denied

Anonymous said...

The brimstone-business feeds a man. The lord's loudspeaker do not have to starve.

I once attented Billy Graham's roadshow in Germany. It's a black catholic region here, so very few crawled to the telly to touch and feel the lord's presence. Compared to this evangelical nonsense the local bishop was a damn hippie!

Anonymous said...

Mr Knudsen: I would have thought this gentleman was a bit left-wing for your taste.

Old Knudsen said...

dive sassy always beats me to the goods.

fat sparrow show some respect a man has just died, tomorrow at 7pm.

manuel lies, the DUP couldn't be quiet for a whole minute.

tickersoid it all makes sense to me.

mago the lord is in the TV? I thought he was always found in prison.

Mr the Robber love the new blog look by the way, depending on my mood if I agree with him or not.

Foot Eater said...

I really did hear it here first.

I hope he fell well. Into hell.

Sorry, I'm groping for decent puns here.

Anonymous said...

Poor Satan. I suppose Fallwells death is Gods will. (smiles)

Old Knudsen said...

savannah If heaven or hell doesn't take him he gets reincarnated as a Blogger.

sassy as long as the Jews don't get him as they can be quite mean, just ask jesus or an arab.

Mr Eater keep groping knowing Full well I'll never tell if yer pun was good or not.

Ms Pool I suspect God lost the plot years ago.

Mr Waring never do anything you're too embarrassed to explain to the paramedics.

Anonymous said...

I don't think he was the son of a preacher, me thinks his dear ol' dad was a bootlegger. There was an article on the interweb that stated that he also was caught using counterfeit lunch tickets when he was in college. Oh well I guess he wasn’t caught bumping nasties with an under age girl so he’s all good, dead, but good.

Momentary Madness said...

Yes, as I said: people begin to believe in what they do and not who they really are.
You would imaging in the 21 century people would have a little more cop-on.
Y;-)(cop-out) Paddy.

Anonymous said...

So who do we bitch about now?

Anonymous said...

Don't you know that you can feel the Lord when you touch the TV-screen on which the face of GOd's preacher is shown? Pagan! Haide!

Old Knudsen said...

I think thats static electricity.

Old Knudsen said...

having no place to go Falwell came back as a slug so not much difference there, no offence to any slugs reading.

Megan McGurk said...

Falwell also said feminism was to blame for 9/11.
I don't believe in hell (or heaven) but it would come in handy now to imagine him roasting. Larry Flynt must have a big smile on his face now.