Wednesday 4 April 2007

Old Knudsen Got Our People Back, Yay!

To those poor Marines locked up for 13 days with some Semen, yer ordeal is over, unless you don't want it to be of course. I'm sure the gurl was safe.


President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad held a news conference, broadcast around the world with the 15 captured British servicemen and woman present. They wore grey suits with no ties in compliance with Islamic dress codes, the woman wore red ,white and black horizontal stripes probably in an attempt to humiliate her for being a minger that smokes too much.





The little presidential prick announced that as a good will gesture he would , pardon the servicemen and set them free as "a gift to the British people". Wow what a guy, give us something that was already ours.

All of this was just a show of strength to remind the world how brave they are and to get more aid and less sanctions. Mahmoud has always been jealous of Kim jong Il and how he gets all the aid for popping off a missile. Never, put a little guy incharge of a country, fucking nutters with something to prove, however if you put a guy that's too tall in charge of the opposition's countries then the little guy will really want to teach him a lesson as he no doubt got all the gurls in school.
Old Knudsen's recommended height for world leaders should not surpass 5 ft 8 in.



Kissing other men is just so ............. ghey, thats the word, I bet his tongue tastes like sheep's arse.

It is not surprising that Ahmadinejad was feeling the pressure I was subjecting him to on this Blog, my rescue attempt in which I ended up in that cuntry South of Canada must of really shook him up. Just toe the line Bucko or the White leopards (me and my men) will yet again go into action .

3 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Knudie, the fact is that the bearded ones caught the Royal Navy with their pants down and made the sailors look like pussies on TV. This would never have happened in Nelson's day.

Old Knudsen said...

He would look through his telescope and say "I see no rules of engagement."

Neponset River Bridge Dig said...

I like the nice Iranian suits these guys all got.