Friday 23 March 2007

Is It My Turn To Drop The Soap?

15 Royal Navy men from HMS Cornwall, who were on a routine patrol in Iraqi waters inspecting merchant ships were surrounded by sea going camel jockeys of the Iranian flavour and taken to an Iranian base along the Shatt al-Arab waterway which not to worry anyone translates loosely as 'shit eating Arabs' as that's the scheißen video capital of the world.
The sailors boys weren't armed as the British government still supports the theory that all a cheeky Arab needs is a good cuff round the old ear and the rest will fall into line, this shows you that the Sandsavage is losing his fear and awe of the white man and his strange tea drinking ways, this lack of respect is probably due to the surge of Americans who have been visiting the area in the past 4 years.
I appeal to the British government to either arm our navy with Blackjacks,pokers or at least train them to give stern withering looks and carry an air of superiority while in savage lands.
You Iranians, hands off our lad's lads, what they do between themselves is fine, you touch them and Britain will be mightily pissed off, I am e-mailing Mahmoud and telling him to read this post as he may not have checked my Blog today with capturing semen and all.

11 comments:

Momentary Madness said...

Dear Old Knudsen this could be the start of the big one /the next World War: the addition that is as we all know the world is and has always been at war with itself.

savannah said...

i clearly haven't spent enough time in the right european country..ya'll are far too obscure for this 'murican gurl...the french are so much more straight forward!

*chokingcosican'tbelievijustsaidthat*

Old Knudsen said...

paddy war with Iran was one of my 2007 predictions.

savannah I can't believe you said that either, I've lived in France and they are nuts.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Whilst i wouldn't have put it quite like that, Old K, I'm as indignant and concerned as you are. Go on then, blast me again.

D. C. Warmington said...

Did you hear our Foreign Secretary on the radio? Hopeless. What sort of a secretary is she? Can't even do shorthand above 25 wpm.

In days of yore these Iranians, or whatever they are, would have quaked at the very sight of a Red Ensign.

Nuke Tehran now, I say, and let's be done with it.

Old Knudsen said...

lynn blast it woman I told you to stay behind the wagon and keep loading the muskets.

Mr Warmington you are the voice of reason in a crazy world. Why are they letting the secretaries deal with this? is it secretary day?

We have 185 nukes, Tehran needs to be made into a carpark stat.

Old Knudsen said...

Any port in a storm, or as the navy say, any arse in a pair of tight flares.

Anonymous said...

How did this happen? Didn't the Cornwall have any guns on it?

Old Knudsen said...

Outnumbered with their 15 men surrounded and not being fired unpon, rules of engagement and all.

savannah said...

darlin, i know! so, are all y'all putting together some sort of conference or meeting...rally round, boys..all that sort of thing...*or is that the wrong decade/century?*

Old Knudsen said...

21st century, 20th century thinking.