Thursday 1 March 2007

Charlotte Church Up The Duff.

Lets hope the baby gets her looks and chest.

Welsh singer Charlotte Church, announced that she is pregnant , we hope it was by her rugby star-boyfriend Gavin Henson. The 21 year old singing sensation who was once described as having the voice of an angel and the dirty mind of a porn star has sung for preez Clinton, ex Pope John Paul II and has performed at the 2002 Olympic Games in Salt Lake City, hosts her own show on British television. She was named GQ's Woman of the Year in 2005.

Clinton has issued a statement saying he did not have sex with that women and if you can't trust a Preez then can you trust? even though the ex pope has always refused to wear a condom the man is dead,the wrong kind of stiff. Charlotte and I are "just good friends" so get that out of yer heads . We here at Old Bitter Balls wish the couple and the little bastard all the best and hope the pair get married and mend their sinful ways.

6 comments:

The Mistress said...

Gavin, why the long face?

dive said...

Ew!

Bock the Robber said...

I suppose the baby will have Gavin's hair and tan. And all the Welsh supporters will laugh at him too when he grows up.

Plimco said...

Her boobs are two very different sizes!!! I promise. I'm not seeing things. I mean, look!

Eddie Waring said...

What if it's a boy?.......Nevermind, I already know the answer.

Old Knudsen said...

This ties in nicely with the why are idiots allowed to breed post, why are the welsh allowed to breed?