Wednesday 7 February 2007

So This Is Where Common People Shop.


In Dublin Prince Andrew made a surprise trip to a suburban Dublin supermarket on Monday and startled the shoppers , one silly bint collided with the prince at the bottom of an escalator, knowing the Irish she was probably out of her head on coke.

Andrew, was on a one-day tour of Dublin as Britain's special representative for international trade and investment, so where would you go to? why a new branch of Tesco of course in a posh northern suburb of Dublin at a place called Formaldehyde. Tesco is a British supermarket chain and one of the biggest in Ireland.

One woman a Margaret Bartley who got a look at Andrew said "Hes absolutely gorgeous and made me quite wet if fact I'm going home to have the hole bucked off me by my hubby all the while thinking of randy Andy".

Ok the suburb may actually be called Malahide which in Gheylick means 'bad place to hide' that goes back to the time of Oliver Cromwell when he was kicking arse in Ireland, very well liked in Ireland is Cromwell, if you ever go over raise yer glass and toast him.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

sometimes you forget the queen has three other kids.

Frobisher said...

ditto Dive, considered that all Britain's manufacturing industry has virtually been shut down and re-located in the third world - what's the point of this idiot flying around the world on "jollies" at our expense? Sack him and put him back in the Forces, at least there's a chance the cunt might be shot!

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Actually, (i hear Dive guffawing already) i do believe that Andrew is one of the few Royals who HAS given a lot back, in that he has served his country, often taking similar risks as the rest of the servicemen with him and not getting special treatment.

Sweary said...

Jesus, frobisher, wasn't he in Ireland? There was a chance the cunt would be shot but we blew it. OH JESUS WE BLEW IT.

I'm sorry.

tony said...

Are You Sure The Irish like Cromwell?

The last time i was in Bray i went into a Bar and said

"Hey,Paddy,Oliver Pint Of Guinness Please"


and they give me some funny looks............

SamD said...

He looks like Howard Dean.

http://www.sec.state.vt.us/image/govdean.jpg


Can't imagine anyone lubing up to either image, but to each her own I s'poze.

Old Knudsen said...

kate isis if it was up to me I'd give her another 3.

Dive don't worry I'm sure they don't let him do anything but make speaks and wave.

Mr Frobisher if we set up Tescos everywhere we can take all their money, its a plan.

lynn the queen also served in WWII and the rest wear nice uniforms which is very important.

the swearing lady ever since ya lost the troubles yer edge has gone.

kav CONNACHT AND IT'S GREAT?

ah the great holiday destination of the world.

tony don't worry lad all those Irish have funny looks, its best not to stare.

samD Andrew is quite the hunk and his skin is so smooth, I've had the odd handy sandy over him.

Cheltenhamdailyphoto said...

Indeed she did Old K, and can service a mean engine. If ... you... know what i mean. Credit where credit's due after all.

Old Knudsen said...

When I was an air raid warden during WWII I was in her ambulance with a groin strain, she straightened me out.

Frobisher said...

Prince Andrew was in the Air Force - weelll out the way of any bullets in Ireland. In fact he still has a love of flying, takes the Royal Jet to all of his "engagements" and a cost of hundreds and thousand of pounds. Well, can't be hanging round at Heathrow with the proles, can we.

Jagd Kunst said...

Sadly I have a job now so I am not able to keep up with your numerous daily posts or their (each to) multple meaningless comments, as those cunts I work for have restricted my use of the internet. However there are a lot of fat cunts breathing my air these days and they would look best rolled into crepes, as they're already crap as it is.