Saturday 3 February 2007

Sir Old Knudsen.

Trust in the Lord levy and hope he doesn't burst.

For my loyalty to the United kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and for my contribution to alienate our friends in Europe and around the world Lord levy has promised me a Knighthood as soon as the coast is clear whatever that means, Dunkirk wasn't clear but we still went in.

8 comments:

Eddie Waring said...

They will take it away again when they find out what you keep in that suitcase in the shed.

Eddie Waring said...

Only if they catch you....

Foot Eater said...

Could you post more libellous remarks about the Germans, please - my solicitor says the evidence so far is too thin to mount an effective case.

Old Knudsen said...

Germans eat babies have sexual intercourse with their own siblings, are half skunk. No wait its only libellous if its not true ok then Germans are very nice and reasonable people with great taste in music.

Ame said...

Like Phil Collins?

Bock the Robber said...

Thanks. That clarifies it. Gie's a wee song then.

David Todd said...

Why a knighthood? It's easyish to get an MBE. I know someone who got an MBE for entertaining the wife of a politician in his office.

Old Knudsen said...

ame like david Hasslehoff, I bet you're a fan.

Mr the robber its christmas time, theres a need to be afraid, at christmas time, thats enough wheres my knighthood?

cybez I have a fixation with with knights, I want to carry a sword and not get arrested.