Wednesday 28 February 2007

Dust Off The Diplomacy Handbook

The Bush admin has decided to talk to Syria and Iran in order to become more friendly and bring a peaceful solution to the problems that have raged in the middle east for the past oh 5000 years or so, they talked North Korea out of building anymore 'Big Dong' missiles so they think they are on a roll, or do they?

Its the same old shit that goes on in Northern Ireland politics, you invite the parties to join you and cast out some compromises, we'll do this if you do this and when the other party haggles then they are the fuckers and just look how unreasonable they are being after we said we want to be friends, if they would just do this one thing it would all be settled, and then its ok they may be doing it but we don't believe they are doing it right.
Sit back and watch the blame game unfold.

8 comments:

dive said...

How can the Bush regime possibly imagine that they can bring peace to Syria and Iran when they are not at war with anyone … or does "We Come In Peace" mean what it always has to the Yanks (I've got a big gun. Give me your land and oil and then I will kill you)?

Sam, Problem-Child-Bride said...

This is years too late and reeks of desperation. Syria and Iran will see right through is - it's only a few months since we've stopped calling them names. We pumped Iran up to be part of the "axis of evil" thereby legitimizing their lunacy on the world stage. We made them think they were people we were scared of and it has led to them actually looking pretty damn scary nowadays. Ahmadinejad's just a mad mouthpiece with decreasing popularity. It's the clerics I fear.

I guess they did call us The Great Satan first but you can tell it's just good-natured joshing on their part, and you know, if we can't take a joke...

It'll be lunatic on lunatic on lunatic if they were all to be in the same room. (Or, in Condaleeza's case, envoy-of-lunatic. She must rue the day she ever took that job.)

Momentary Madness said...

The basis of Politics is how to extort as much as you can and the master is Kim Jong Il. That's all it is who can get what. Bastards

Old Knudsen said...

dive you are starting to sound like me, you need a break.

sam problem-child-bride those Muslims are such jokers, only the Yanks wouldn't get that sort of humour.

Mr Dunn I wonder what the yanks gave Kim to keep him happy.

Foot Eater said...

I heard Bush asked John McEnroe to lead the diplomatic mission. When the Damascan delegation announced their country was developing nuclear weapons, McEnroe replied: 'You cannot be, Syrians!'



Thank you... thank you very much.

Old Knudsen said...

Yet again you have lived up to yer title on the links.

Eddie Waring said...

Send in Bono and Bob Geldof and Sting....especially Sting.

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