If Lemurs were 4 foot tall they would rule the world, this could be a frightening reality if Global warming, Bush, El Nino, The Devil, Osama and all the other famous distracting scapegoats have their way.
Humans would become a slave race building evil Lemur temples, they would use us as cattle to feed off and a few would be used to create a race of hybrid Lemurs that can Blog and spread their lies across the world, maybe this part of the plan has already begun, doesn't the name Kieran sound kind of Lemury ? and everyone knows Pandas are the ancient Lemur adversary , see? it all makes sense, lets get Kav while we're at it to make sure, I get those two confused all the time, which one is the funny one? 'me' that's which one hahaha.
Contact yer local MP at once and insist that the government has a Lemur eradication plan that wasn't devised in the 1950's . We must go to Madagascar, fight them and kill them all, because if we don't do it there then we'll have to do it here and the publicity control on that would be a nightmare, how can you rape and kill Lemurs with 100 camera phones pointing at you?
Humans would become a slave race building evil Lemur temples, they would use us as cattle to feed off and a few would be used to create a race of hybrid Lemurs that can Blog and spread their lies across the world, maybe this part of the plan has already begun, doesn't the name Kieran sound kind of Lemury ? and everyone knows Pandas are the ancient Lemur adversary , see? it all makes sense, lets get Kav while we're at it to make sure, I get those two confused all the time, which one is the funny one? 'me' that's which one hahaha.
Contact yer local MP at once and insist that the government has a Lemur eradication plan that wasn't devised in the 1950's . We must go to Madagascar, fight them and kill them all, because if we don't do it there then we'll have to do it here and the publicity control on that would be a nightmare, how can you rape and kill Lemurs with 100 camera phones pointing at you?
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You'll have noticed, of course, that lemur is an anagram of rulem.
Hush, hush.
Oh, that's funny. Save us from the Lemurs!
sometimes I do wake up screaming over them, its the creepy bug eyes, act now.
Yes they're horrible. You frightened me once before with these things, Old K. YOu just enjoy scaring me don't you.
We shall defend our trees and shrubs, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the bit of grass behind the bus stop, we shall fight on the bridge over the railway line, we shall fight in the tap rooms and in the snugs, we shall fight in the chippy's; we shall never surrender.
Fuckin' Lemurs...soft cunts the ot of 'em. Make a decent kebab though.
lemurs? lemurs are weak. gibbons are the ones you need to watch out for. sneaky feckers, they are.
wicked hangover after invasion day celebrations yesterday. god save the queen. i ate the obligatory spoonful of vegemite but it hasn't worked. any hangover cures? best/worst drinking story?
lynn it does tend to excite me.
MR Waring thats the Dunkirk spirit, well Dunkirk isn't a good example really.
Gaijin Gurl kill a lemur that should sort you out, how can you decide what is the best or worst drinking story? I have stories that all end in silence until I say "well you should have been there".
I blame Johnny Morris (most of you won't be old enough to appreciate that one).
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Thats the animal magic theme, could ya tell? those animals didn't really talk he couldn't fool me.
Johnny Morris was a kindly old gent, taken advantage of by that long haired balding weirdo Terry Nutkins. I'll bet it there was drugs involved.
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