Wednesday 29 November 2006

You've Been A Bad Boy.

Look it says on the list Play station flee, I wan a flucking Play station flee.

Not content with being the World Police when it suits them America has become the World Santa.
President Bush assuming that everyone celebrates Christmas has decided to give North Korea a lump of coal for being a bad little boy .

Kim Jong Il , dictator and all round nice guy loves his gadgets, in fact the CIA has intercepted his very own letter to Santa.
A CIA spokesman said today,
" Using our considerable intelligence network throughout the world (The Internet) we managed to secure the article in question, a lot of good men were lost to get this but they are all highly trained and know to go to a police officer, cashier or a mother with children, we'll get them back".

Upon reading the list Bush then whipped up some trade sanctions on i-pods, plasma TVs, segway scooters, Harley Davidson motorcycles, cognac and cigarettes, Bush then laughed as American products are prized around the world and Kim will so be screwed this Christmas, even though Chinese products are cheaper and better and just down the road from Kim.

I pray for world peace, Mummy and Daddy to be happy, a big fluck off Palsma TV a Playstation flee and a flucking i-pod, who do I have to kill to get an i-pod round here?


I read this news article and thought, who believes this shit? no wonder people come to me for news, at least you can believe mine. Using the UN or rather abusing the UN like an ambulance chasing lawyer I'm sure Kim will really be affected.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love how W doesn't seem to understand the concept of a black market. If the dude wants his booze and smokey treats, he's going to get them.

Old Knudsen said...

His over inflated sense of ego seems to block many concepts, he relies on most of the people being dumb most of the time, his whole admin is based on distraction.

CrankyProf said...

I think we'd get better results if we blockaded cheap square wire rims, hair mousse and shoe lifts. Then the malignant little midget would really be in trouble.

Old Knudsen said...

Tom Cruise doesn't wear glasses, oh you mean lil Kim.

Foot Eater said...

Now I'm going to dream about Kim on a Segway with an enormous erection. I just know it.

Mr Knudsen, stop messing with my head.

Maven said...

Never trust a pompadour!

PS: Don't you mean, "election?"

Old Knudsen said...

Ah that tricky accent.