I have no problem with Daniel Craig as the new and blonde James Bond, if Roger Moore and Timothy Dalton could be Bond then this is a step up.
Crappy plots unbelievable stunts it all sounds too much like this blog, lets make the movies worse and get John Woo involved boy did he fuck up Mission Impossible 2.
Sean Connery will always be the first Bond though Pierce Brosnan 'was' Bond and you can't get much better, high praise I'm giving to a muck savage, are you noticing this?
I do have a request for Mr Craig, stop yer fucking posing, enough of the Zoolander blue steel looks or the squinting far away look that male underwear models practice in the mirror. I'll tell you what you look like shall I? someone who is acting while sucking on a Werther's Original.
Saturday 18 November 2006
I Got A License To Pose.
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wot you looking at sucker?
lol... i still find that Sean is 007 too :)
I don't get this guy..Sean Connery is the only Bond..why dont they find a dude similar to him ?
They keep making Bond so fucking effeminate..
this guy isn't too womanly..but he's sawed off looking ..like a batam rooster..
I just dont see any appeal
All that squinting might just mean he's myopic, and just hasn't sprung for a set of contact yet.
tony do you think sucking in his cheeks helps his aim?
Xmichra Sean when he wasn't slapping his wife around was the man, then age and baldness happened.
cynnie Connery too Scottish, Craig too odd looking Brosnan, just right, I heard K-fed will be the next Bond to get the kids interested.
nuggetmaven sometimes I squint off into the distance just to make others look at what I'm looking at but I'm a bastard.
I think I may have made the K-fed bit up but if it was true Vanilla Ice could play his father, word to your mummy.
Oh, the Cro-Magnon Bond. Excellent choice. I guess George Lazenby had a previous commitment.
I was trying to keep quiet about Lazenby or big fry as he lets me call him, I liked OHMSS but no one I've ever met has said they have, Craig will be fine at least he is English unlike a few other ones.
I liked OHMSS, but only because Diana Rigg was stll hot then.
Is the rumour true that you do all your own stunts, Old K? Or is poor little Wanker the monkey dressed up in a hat and jacket and thrown off buildings while you entertain Olivia Neutron Bomb in your trailer?
The bit where she skated up to him and the camera panned up from her feet, oh boy, time to feed my monkey.
I was just waiting for the werthers originals to make an appearance....now my ife is complete
Pierce Brosnan? He's fucking shoite. Timmothy Dalton was the greatest of them all and i'll vigorously disagree with anyone who says otherwise.
Or I might just stick my fingers in my ears and pretend i'm not listening.
Tangy spheroids, I can't imagine how you manage to be so 'with it' about fillums and be out there on the Western Seaboard of Scotland, Britain. Do they show them on an NHS travelling ophthalmoscope?
Timothy Dalton was a great and underrated Bond and a fine figure of a Welshman.
fatsparrow the whole Bond idea is stupid the man playing bond is just doing it for the rent and fame cos there is no acting involved.
Mr Beast the gods themselves suck on them.
Ill man they'll let anyone be bond, at least Brosnan can do a good english accent without going all regional.
conan drumm I've not been to the cinema in years but they have these new things out called videos, the Falkland islands have the interweb, I know you're a muck savage and all but this is the 20th century, try to keep up
Mr Eater I thought he was a Northern twat, I knew there was a reason I didn't like him.
Watch who yer callin' a muck savage... one of your fellow countrymen in Edinburgh (I thought the skobes are meant to be in Glasgow) dropped a traffic cone from a bridge on a young Irishwoman yesterday and she has sustained severe spinal damage. We would never have helped Wallace or the two-faced Bruce if we knew it would come to this...
Sorry,Bogwarrior it is, those edinburgh twats probably didn't shout "heads" when they droped the cone, and if the Irish didn't go about looking for fallen change she may have seen it coming, a lesson to be learned all round.
Her name is Kate Flannery, from Dublin. She's 23, and her life may be ruined, if she survives.
That is a shame, maybe you should do a post on it, doesn't really fit in with the whole james Bond werthers originals thing, a dirty blow to be sure.
dude craig was actually pretty fucking awesome as bond, the movie was one of the best i have seen (and yes i may be young but i have seen every one of the bond films)
Of course it was good it had to be, new shiny things always replace the old, even the bible had the new testament staring Jesus as the white christ.
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