Friday 13 October 2006

Only good poems rhyme # 1

Why is it that you visit my blog
reading it is a slow painful slog
I put up things that I think might be funny
A fat fucker kid or an eye of a bunny
laced with bad grammar and obscenities
what rhymes with obscenities? oh yeah tities

I see whos been here on my site meter gear
someone read for a minute lets let out a cheer
One day I'll burn out of this we must speak
to be honest with you it happened last week
go find another blog, I just want you to be happy
no tears now be brave theres no time for sappy
ah fuck you all just read what I write
or I'll kick you up the hole, yep right in the shite.

8 comments:

Fat Sparrow said...

Never mind that, you wanker. I got to a 1,000 hits before you did. You cheated, what with all those crazed soccer fans. Hmmmph!

Not that I am bitter.

Old Knudsen said...

No you don't sound bitter, of course you got to 1000 first, you started before me, so dry yer eyes.
I'll give you a few tips shall I? get a hat, a blogger without a hat is to be mocked, Bluetits are funny, Sparrows are not, don't be so crude, I'm not crude, and blow yer own trumpet on a post inviting people to comment, and most importantly, don't give a shit.

Dr Maroon said...

no tears now be brave theres no time for sappy

A diamond bright in the black coalface that is modern English verse.

Rob7534 said...

Pah! You bunch of amateurs!

13,000 and counting. Even after I changed my stat counter early last year. Not to brag or nothing.

Who writes poetry that rhymes anymore? That's so 18th century. Opps! Sorry 'bout that Knudsen dear. =)

It's all about the Haiku.

Anonymous said...

I'm afraid Haiku does seem to have made a comeback, but this more traditional form still has its place, especially when you have so many points to make--rhyming with obscentities is classic. I'm going to have start calling you Helen Steiner Rice.

Dick Headley said...

Finally decided to expose your sensitive side eh Knudsen. Well done. And what's this I hear about you being appointed ambassador to North Korea?

Old Knudsen said...

Dr Maroon I knew you would appreciate the tormented soul of an artist, not to worry, I've got cream for that now.

rob7534 Are you holding back on the gays from me? the 18 the century was good to me lad, fuck your Haiku, did you notice it had # 1 in the title? how many do you think I have on draft? hehe.

hadon Powell I agree with your sum up of my Blog, I may have to put back weemen's right back a few years, well I didn't give them the vote.

robyn I will make this comeback, just like flares and leg warmers, call me Old Helen Steiner Rice.

dh yes I am almost a woman, I'm still waiting word from Kim, have you heard something?

Dick Headley said...

Last I heard she was doing a bit of modelling for Antz Pantz. And dating Jack Osbourne but that might have been a publicity stunt.