Saturday 14 October 2006

A Moment In Bitter History.


The good lord shone down on his true representative here on Earth during the week.
Ian Paisley and his lovely wife (Baroness) Eileen celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary, the Northern Ireland political party that Big Ian heads, the DUP (Democratic Unionist Party) gave them a bowl carved out of a Walnut tree that grew on the sacred site where the Battle of the Boyne was fought in 1690.
When asked if he wanted sugar for his tea Big Ian defiantly shouted, "NO! I will not have sugar in my tea as long as the milk is present" , he then sat in silence staring at the milk while his tea went cold, he was not offered a biscuit, even though they were his favourite orange treat , Jaffa cakes.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I told you no one would get this sarcasm laced post with political and cultural in jokes, but oh no you wouldn't listen, you're just stroking yourself here old man, shutup you pickled herring, put up something with vomit, stat.

The Dog of Freetown said...

I'm sick of telling you how great you are, but once again, this was utter genius.You have, in this paragraph, perfectly captured the spirit of the man.

Old Knudsen said...

Kieran me lad, you had me at ' The Italian Job' .