Hot from the Headlines, well week old news but its still a bit warm.
The devil has been at it again, hes relying on how stupid mankind is to get away with his evil plans, and so am I , my Blog is like the Da Vinci code, full of hidden meaning and in jokes as well as full of shit, only the mad and the brilliant can get it, oh and young blind children and dogs.(no the dogs don't have to be blind)
Back to Satan, Prince of lies, Old Nick, Old Horny, Old Knudsen, Lusty dick and the Jammy Dodger, he wants you not to believe the word of God so instead of putting up billboards and putting ads in the 'Big Issue' he buries bones and tricks people (aided by Scientists the devil's minions) into thinking the world is 60 million years old instead of 5000 years that the bible says it is , pure evil and kinda vague I'm sure you'll agree.
In Ethiopia they discovered a near complete 3.3 million year old skeleton of a 3 year old girl part human part ape, well maybe the dirty Ethiopians were breeding with monkeys otherwise its the devil, I wouldn't throw either theory out, if you will breed with Arabs you'll breed with monkeys, no offense to any readers that are dirty Camel jockeys.
Well the skeleton was then mixed in with bones stolen off dead bodies in America and sold to various NHS trusts for transplants , so there is a general recall on bones, if anyone has the October 2005 through to September 2006 models then you are a little bit fucked as many hospitals won't even tell you about the possible infection from stolen/dodgy bones, but don't worry, your family can sue when you're dead, its an odd world we live in, I've heard of recalls for cars, toasters, cell phones and even politicians but never bones, which leads me to a question, why don't they call it death insurance rather than life insurance ?
Tuesday 26 September 2006
Louis Cyphre you sneaky cunt.
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I thought scientist had agreed the earth was 6 Billion years old? How do they know anyway? It's not like any of them were eye witnesses or anything.
How about you? When GOD said, "Let there be light!" Were you there to flip the switch?
Just curious!
I saw this documentary recently, and apparently the world is billions and billions of years old and run by robots who harvest our babies, but thanks to some computer wizardry we all think it's 2006. That Jammy Dodger, always up to tricks and shenanigans.
6 Billion years old? hey why not make it 8, never trust anything sciencey they stole half of Kieran's Template you know, no Rob I wasn't there when the scientists claim that God said those words, it was my day off.
Was this documentary on the BBC? Auntie always tells the truth,and they always have hot chicks in tight PVC, god bless the Beeb.Must be those Spam Bots we are so afraid off, why babies? why not wait until they are bigger, just before they turn into teenagers, I suspect it just another reason for ex husbands not to pay child support, oh I can't afford any, being the 'one' doesn't pay much, I can barely afford ciggies.
My God you're refreshing. I have actually heard people say that it's the devil who makes the world seem older than Genesis suggests. Thanks!!!
Are you collecting Robs?
Good idea.
You can have them back once I'm done with them, of course they won't be up for much then.
"I have actually heard people say that it's the devil who makes the world seem older than Genesis suggests"
That's what happens when you let Baptists talk. Next time, shoot them before they get a chance to open their mouth.
The church of 2 in the chest 1 in the head, make sure they're dead, thats in the bible you know.
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