Saturday 23 September 2006

Crazy Horse got Prozac now he's Mellow Pony.


You may of heard of Mount Rushmore in South Dakota, that's the monument that has 4 of the greatest presidents ever carved/exploded onto the side of a mountain, George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson and Larry 'Buster' Crabbe, it was made in the years 1927 to 1941 which explains why the Yanks were late for a little thing called World War 2, a mere 15 miles away they are doing a bigger sculpture of Crazy Horse but that one is hardly done at all, give them a break they only started in 1948. (Americans, the Mexicans would get it done)

Well anyway there are some Lakota (Sioux to you John Wayne fans) that call themselves 'The Defenders of the Black Hills' they are all, these hills are sacred to our people, oh c'mon Injuns don't really get on like that they all play Blackjack now and make a fortune from the dumb white people in their Casinos , just do what we did in the good old days, give them firewater and some rifles that kept them quiet, well not really quiet, they are all upset that right in the middle of their sacred hills, in fact stuck on the side of said sacred hills are 4 white guys that took their land, one Lakota compared it to putting up a statue of Hitler in Jerusalem, well I think the Jews are a lot more open minded than a bunch of savage, er Native Redskins, so anyway, Lakota get over it, you got beat and the US still gave you nice little parcels of land with lovely names like Rosebud and a good view of the monument and they named both the North and South states of Dakota sort of after your people, Kevin Costner gave you parts in his movies so gurn up.

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