Old chicks know more

Old Knudsen isn't that into sport, but he does keep abreast of the exciting world of Old people competitive dying.
Maria Esther De Capovilla, the world's oldest person died age 116, but they did save the baby. In the wings just waiting are numerous old folks just waiting for a rival to drop dead so with their own last breath they will have achieved one last thing, not dying yet and getting their name in the paper for a week, if they can last that long, a woman aged 116 from Tennessee is thought to be the new reigning champion, the pace is sure picking up, isn't this exciting?, far better than watching paint dry.